Just wanted to thank those of you who attempted to provide inspiration/advice re: the fanny pack. We found the following feedback particularly amusing.
“If the Hulk can do it, Joey can do it”:
No he can’t Brendan. No he can’t.
This one speaks for itself:
The crop top is a nice touch, but again, we are in need of a time machine. Or a nudie beach. Or both.
So far, the winning suggestion is to conceal it with a giant belt buckle. Unfortunately, the only hope of this going unnoticed would be if we moved to Alberta, which doesn’t seem to be in the cards.
Any other ideas?
K & J